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Once you get married, you can't...

...dance like a stripper. —@whoisME

...expect anymore flowers on your birthday. Unless those cauliflowers came free with the $10 purchase of beansprouts. —@MdmNancyGoh

...squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. That makes them mad. —@TommyWee

...get marital advice from your single friends. —@RoxyDionne

...get mad everytime there's a problem. Y'all gotta learn how to compromise and work thru it. —@Akzz_x

...flash people during a traffic jam. —@karalaney

...stop doing everything you used to do. Too many relationships end because people stop doing sweet things. —@iOnlyLookBlack

...eat a whole pint of ice cream on the couch in your underwear... or can you? —@foodiesatwork

...sleep in the middle of the bed no more. —@JayPoetry

...check out the caboose on another lady walking by. It gets you hit in the head with a newspaper, or so I've seen. —@ShoeGal1105

...cheat from your nose down. —@BoyFacts

...live with your momma. —@kandyell

...can't keep those naked photos of ur ex. —@washyodrawz

...use daddy's American Express anymore. —@jrosesparkle

...imagine life w/o her.

Probably the most common tweet using #OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant was: cheating. We liked this tweeter's response to those people:

Funny how a lot of people are answering "cheat" for trending #onceyougetmarriedyoucant as if it's okay to do it beforehand. —@AlanasDaddy
Source: Cosmopolitan

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