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15-May-2015  
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MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelors degree
And a woman gains her masters


CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present


COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece


TEARS:
The hydraulic force by which
Masculine will power is
Defeated by feminine water-power!


CLASSIC:
A book
Which people praise,
But never read


SMILE:
A curve
That can set
A lot of things straight!


OFFICE:
A place
Where you can relax
After your strenuous
Home life


YAWN:
The only time
When some married men
Ever get to open
Their mouth


EXPERIENCE:
The name
Men give
To their
Mistakes


DIPLOMAT:
A person
Who tells you
To go to hell
In such a way
That you actually look forward
To the trip


OPTIMIST:
A person
Who while falling
From EIFFEL TOWER
Says in midway
"SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"


MISER:
A person
Who lives poor
So that
He can die RICH!


FATHER:
A banker
Provided by
Nature


BOSS:
Someone
Who is early
When you are late
And late
When you are early


POLITICIAN:
One who
Shakes your hand
Before elections
And your Confidence Later


DOCTOR:
A person
Who kills
Your ills
By pills,
And kills you
By his bills!
 
 
 
 
 

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