A man who was in a hurry decided to use the female's toilet. As he sat on the Water Closet (WC) - he saw 4 buttons on the wall. AR, AW, PP, APR.
He pressed the first button AR(Auto Rinse) and cool water washed his as* and he so much loved it that he pressed the 2nd button AW -(Auto Wipe) and his as* was cleaned up nicely.
Still loving the treatment, he pressed the 3rd button PP(Power Puff)and a nice perfume was sprayed on his as*. He could not resist the treatment so went on to press the last button - APR. Few minutes later, he woke up at a hospital.
A nurse then told him. "Sir, APR means Automatic Pad Remover, and since the machine could not find one on you, it went for your balls.
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