A Nigerian Lady At The Bar...

Prayer point In a singles convention a prayer point was raised that singles should pray for their heart desires. A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man that is coming my way - I bound him by holy ghost fire! There is this short man standing next to her, praying: oh lord I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire. When she heard the word ' billionaire', her prayer changed to - "oh lord is that your voice? Who am I to say no? I will marry the ' content' and ignore the 'container'. ******************* A Nigerian lady at the bar:- An Ngerian lady sat together with two white guys at Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served. The barman came over to take their orders: The British guy said �Johnny Walker, single�. The American guy said �Jack Daniels, single�. The barman finally turned to the Nigerian lady and asked....and you madam? She replied �Ngozi Okafor, married"