Three kids were walking down a path in the forest. One of
the kids sees Obama drowning. The three boys then save him. Obama is so pleased he decided to give each one of them a request.
The first boy said, i want "Chicks, lots of hot chicks."
The second boy said, "toffees, lots of toffees."
And the third boy said, "A coffin."
Obama asked why he wanted a coffin and the boy said, "When my dad finds out that I saved your life he is going to kill me."