Two Corpse Caught Having S3x In Morgue

Lol, it is not a joke! Daily Times Nigeria Newspaper says this story is factual and can be verified.

Reports emanating from Aba have it that a late Akwa Ibom citizen died in Aba, last Tuesday, atop a prostitute in a brothel.

The corpse was later deposited in a mortuary in Aba awaiting investigation and collection for burial
probably by his relations.

However, on Thursday, when another corpse arrived, the mortuary attendants were shocked to find the corpse of the man from Akwa Ibom on top of another female corpse.

Initially, the attendants were scared and took to their heels and later came back to put the corps apart.

To their surprise, the joystick of the man was erect and stiff as if he was alive.