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Promisedent John Dramani Mahama has reiterated his commitment to end the long-standing electricity crisis with a �promise to promise promising promises to end dumsor some day.� The latest promise was delivered only a few weeks before the government�s self-imposed deadline. A statement released from the Flagstaff House said, �We promise the good people of Ghana to promise promising promises to end the dumsor one day. We cannot say exactly when but you can be sure it�ll be done just in time for the elections next year.� �The promisedent promises to promise more promising promises and the promises he promises are surely promising,� the statement ended. The journalists present said they were not as confused by the tongue twister as they were by the promisedent�s promising promises. The FSH also urged Ghanaians to upload videos of themselves reciting the �promisedent�s promising tongue twister� on their social media platforms. �The individual who is able to repeat the tongue twister in the shortest time will be invited to Karpower barges welcome party.�