How DOES A Beautiful Woman Like The Duchess of Cambridge Make Designer Outfits Look So Frumpy?

Anyone with eyes in their head can see the Duchess of Cambridge is an uncommonly beautiful woman.

She has a figure most would trade their left kidney for — sleek, svelte, beautifully proportioned and apparently unaffected by the production of two bouncing babies.

Her limbs are long, her ankles as exquisitely turned as anything Mr Chippendale could have dreamed up, her cheekbones chiselled and her teeth pearly white.