Feature: JJ Rawlings: The Janus-Faced Man of Delusions of Political Grandeur

�The success of President John Evans Atta Mills' government would depend on candid assessment� (JJ Rawlings, Quoted from Ghanaweb Nov 2, 2009). �Former President Jerry John Rawlings has launched a blistering attack on the Mills led- National Democratic Congress (NDC) government, describing his ministers as illiterates who lack the requisite experience to manage affairs of the state� (JJ Rawlings, Quoted from Ghanaweb Nov 3, 2009). JJ Rawlings has had numerous twisted mouths since 1979 When he imposed himself on Ghanaians And became the hero of an ethnic group Because he is their last ticket to the Slave Castle JJ has dual-mouths JJ has tripled-lips Yet JJ craves for one Ghanaian one toilet Though he releases more political dung than any Ghanaian Crystal truth never emanates from either mouths or lips Greased truths gush out of both watersheds of delusion JJ said he was for TRANSPARENCY AND PROBITY But his other mouth said JJ you are lying Tell us how you paid for your kids� education Tell us how you bought your fleet of posh cars Tell us how you built your houses Tell us how you are able to globe-trot Tell us about your expensive lifestyle Tell us why you wept on national TV in June 1982 When you well knew that you killed the judges When you well knew that your �tribesmen� had done it Tell us how you financed the �broke� NDC in 2008/09 elections JJ said he is against CORRUPTION AND GRAFT That Nkrumah was corrupt and only got a flag for Ghana That Busia was corrupt and did nothing for Ghana That Acheampong was corrupt That Akuffo was corrupt That Limann was useless and came to derail the RE-DELUSION But his other mouth said JJ you are liar You are more corrupt than all Ghanaians You never accounted for the 50-cedi notes you seized from the poor You never accounted for the sale of Nkrumah�s corporations Not even Nsawam cannery which you sold to your wife You never accounted for the rags to riches of your followers The coward partisan tribalists who are willing to die for you Though they know that you are delusional You never explained why you gave $20, 000 to a clueless woman To plant rice in your paradoxically impoverished World Bank You have said nothing about M & J, Scancem, CASHPRO Before M & J that implicated your huge head-geared wife You went all over the world blaming corrupt Ghanaians Now your bogus anti-corruption campaign has deserted you Tell us more about M & J for it was under your watch Tell us about the friends who have been so good to you Tell us about the friends who bought you cars Tell us about the friends who paid your kids school fees Tell us about the friends who paid for your mansions Tell us about the mansion at Adjirigano with twenty-rooms Four self-contained self-detached rooms for your four kids Tell us about why you alone live in three large bungalows Tell us why you killed people for having two toilets But today you have 15 toilets in one compound-home JJ said that he is for the ORDINARY POOR MASSES But his other mouth and lips said JJ stop lying At least enjoy your loot As coward hypocritical Ghanaians look on When you sip expensive imported wine The common people drink gutterized water You sleep without mosquitoes But mosquitoes are friends with all Ghanaians You eat imported beef, tuna, and all The common people eat Nkrumah Circle chofi You drive about in expensive Jaguars The stupid masses cheer you on in Charlie wates You have the best comfortable circumstances Most Ghanaians you came to save live in poverty Parents could not pay JSS/SSS fees You sent your children to expensive schools overseas You wear the best designer clothes The masses wear infected oburoni wawu JJ has called Mills� ministers ILLITERATES But his other mouth was very shocked The other mouth stated categorically that JJ you failed most of your class exams at Achimota JJ you basketed nine 9s at the O-level That you couldn�t pass the Air Force entry exams It was J. W. Harley who paved the way for you JJ you failed all your promotion exams It was Colonel Yaw Boakye who �passed� you Most of Mills� ministers had worked for you JJ JJ you hate illiteracy but promote grand illiteracy In 1982-83 you closed down Legon for 13 months You introduced bogus JSS/SSS to produce illiterates And whisked away your four children from JSS/SSS They �literated� at the expensive Ghana International Yes, Ghana International School where dollars counted They �literated� in expensive British universities JJ Rawlings now Ghanaians know you They know that you are megalomaniac You are the worst hypocrite You are the worst know-all Janus-faced Yet has not achieved anything in life You are too power-drunk You are exceedingly delusional Even your avid supporters know that Confused General Mosquito of NDC Should publicly rebuke you JJ Just as much he rebuked the fraudulent DR. Yes, the fraudulent �Dr.� Koobi Spew-Garbage For both your delusions of political grandeur NDC leaders must call you JJ to order Before you JJ wins 2012 elections for the NPP Before you lose the last iota of respect *Akadu N. Mensema is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained oral historian cum sociologist and a Professor in the USA. She writes what critics have called �populist hyperbolic, satirical� poetry. She can be reached at [email protected]