An Irish daughter had not been home for five years. Upon her return, her father shouted at her: �where have you been all these years? Why didn�t you call? Do you know what your mum and I went through?
The girl crying replied �Dad I became a prostitute.� You what?!!� Out of here you shameless sinner. You are a disgrace to the family�.
�Okay dad, as you wish� she said. I just came to give mum this luxurious fur coat, keys to a ten bedroom mansion, and a $5million savings certificate. For you my little brother, this gold Rolex and for you dad, the sparkling new edition Mercedes limited edition convertible that is parked outside. I also have an invitation for you to spend New Year on board my new yacht in the Riviera and�..
Now, shouted her dad, �what is it you said you had become? The girl started crying again, prostitute dad! Oh Jesus, you scared me, I though you said you had become a protestant!!!!
Come here and give you old man a big hug.
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