A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him:
�How did you get your ears so badly burnt?�
PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat bwoy caal mi upon mi cell phone, and insteada me ansa the phone,
me pick up de iron and ansa it.
DOCTOR: �OK. That explains one ear. But how do you explain the other ear?�
PATIENT: The bumbastic eediat call me back...
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