Once you get married, you can't...
...dance like a stripper. �@whoisME
...expect anymore flowers on your birthday. Unless those cauliflowers came free with the $10 purchase of beansprouts. �@MdmNancyGoh
...squeeze the toothpaste from the middle of the tube. That makes them mad. �@TommyWee
...get marital advice from your single friends. �@RoxyDionne
...get mad everytime there's a problem. Y'all gotta learn how to compromise and work thru it. �@Akzz_x
...flash people during a traffic jam. �@karalaney
...stop doing everything you used to do. Too many relationships end because people stop doing sweet things. �@iOnlyLookBlack
...eat a whole pint of ice cream on the couch in your underwear... or can you? �@foodiesatwork
...sleep in the middle of the bed no more. �@JayPoetry
...check out the caboose on another lady walking by. It gets you hit in the head with a newspaper, or so I've seen. �@ShoeGal1105
...cheat from your nose down. �@BoyFacts
...live with your momma. �@kandyell
...can't keep those naked photos of ur ex. �@washyodrawz
...use daddy's American Express anymore. �@jrosesparkle
...imagine life w/o her.
Probably the most common tweet using #OnceYouGetMarriedYouCant was: cheating. We liked this tweeter's response to those people:
Funny how a lot of people are answering "cheat" for trending #onceyougetmarriedyoucant as if it's okay to do it beforehand. �@AlanasDaddy
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