A MAN'S visit TO A very rich family recently....
The maid approached him and....hmmmmmm
The maid asked:
Question: what would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?
Answer: tea please.
Question: Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, kericho gold tea, bush tea, iced tea or green tea?
Answer: Ceylon tea please.
Question: how would you want it, black or white?
Answer: white.
Question: milk or fresh cream?
Answer: with milk please.
Question: goats' milk or cow milk?
Answer: cow's milk please.
Question: freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
Answer: umm, I think I will just take the freeze land cow.
Question: would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
Answer: with sugar please.
Question: bee sugar or cane sugar?
Answer: cane sugar.
Question: white, brown or yellow sugar?
Answer: OYA, Forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water.
Question: mineral water, tap water or distilled water?
Answer: mineral water.
Question: flavored or non flavored?
Answer: In fact get me an empty glass!
Question: do you want a tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or a beer mug?
Answer: abeg, I think I will just swallow my spit!! Which kind wahala too be this????????
Source: Whitney Boakye Mensah/facebook
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