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Girl: sweetheart my birthday is approaching.

Guy: yeah babes I know.

Girl: what will you like to buy for me as a gift for your angel.

Guy: anything you want

Girl: ☺kaγ̲̣̣̥, just a small gift dear....

Girl : just name it

Girl: honey a Murano.

Guy: that is okay - after buying the murano sweet I will get you a murano biscuit and murano drinks along with it.

Girl: nooooooooo, I mean a murano jeep.

Guy: faints


Divorced Neighbour:-

A man was shocked to see his beautiful divorced neighbor knocking on his door one Friday evening. “I’m so horny that I can’t stand it.” she said.

“I want to go out, get drunk and get laid. Are you free tonight?”

“Yes!!!!” he replied enthusiastically. “Wonderful.” she said. “Would you watch my kids?”
Source: najoke.com

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