I'm Kafui Dey...
Major James (rtd) has been monitoring the movement of his only daughter recently. In fact, he first picks her calls to confirm the identity of the caller before handing over the phone to her after thorough screening. But on one faithful day, her boyfriend called and Major picked the call as usual.
Major: Hello! may I know you?
Caller: Sorry I want to speak with Janet sir.
Major: I said who are you and what for?
Caller: (sensing the situation at hand said)
Okay Sir, I am Kafui Dey from Who Wants To Be A Millionaire. Janet’s friend is presently on the hot seat and needs her help to answer a question for 2 million Cedis. So the next voice you hear after is hers, the time starts now………
Major: Oh no am very sorry!!! Janet! Janet!!
Please take the phone, your friend needs your help………..
Caller: The question is; when are you coming tomorrow?
Caller: how sure are u?
Janet: 100% sure
Boys will always be smarter.
Is there a problem sir?
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it four times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that…. Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.. Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see. The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes five police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am? Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license. The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying Officer told you I was speeding too.
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