Akpos: Hi babe, wasup?
Girl: I'm cool thanks!
Akpos: You're welcome, I will like to know you wella.
Girl: I'm Tichick, 19, slim & dark from Lasgidi.
Akpos: Babe you're the kind of girl I like. Akpos continues: babe actually, my name is James Ovie Akpororo but my friends call me
I am 59 years old, I live in No. 16 Church street, Oshodi, Lagos.
I have a supermarket @ 12 Femi Johnson street, Mushin, Lagos.
Babe I like dating young girls like you. You can call
me on 08028264...
Girl: but oga you're a family man. How will your wife & daughter feel if they see me with you. Or don't you think its wrong?
Akpos: Babe don't even mention my useless daughter & her wayward mother here. They're on their own & I have my life to live.
Girl: Its ok then. But do you care to know more about me?
Akpos: Babe give me your full detail including your bank account number.
Girl: Well, my full name is Augustina James Akpororo, I'm a primary 6 student of Govt School. My mum's name is Gladys Akpororo, she sells fish at Mushin. My father's name is James Ovie Akpororo, he is a gate man at Oshodi where we both live.
Akpos: Tina, so it is you!
Girl: Papa, so it is you!
Akpos: Your mother must hear this
Girl: Papa, Mama is here ooo.
Source: university of jokes
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