In a singles convention a prayer point was raised that singles should pray for their heart desires.
A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man that is coming my way - I bound him by holy ghost fire!
There is this short man standing next to her, praying: oh lord I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire.
When she heard the word ' billionaire', her prayer changed to - "oh lord is that your voice? Who am I to say no? I will marry the ' content' and ignore the 'container'.
A Nigerian lady at the bar:-
An Ngerian lady sat together with two white guys at Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served.
The barman came over to take their orders:
The British guy said “Johnny Walker, single”.
The American guy said “Jack Daniels, single”.
The barman finally turned to the Nigerian lady and asked....and you madam?
She replied “Ngozi Okafor, married"
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