Three Pastors met and agreed to sincerely tell each other their Problem which must be kept away from other People.
The First pastor said, My Problem is Money, I do Steal from the Church Offering please brethren pray for me.
The Second Pastor said my Problem is women, whenever i see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, In fact i've slept with most of my female church members, Please pray for Me.
Turning to the Third Pastor to hear his own Problem, he started crying, it took his Friends some effort to calm him, after that he was asked to continue and he said still crying - my Problem is gossiping, when we leave this place, everybody will hear what you two just told me...
A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?"
Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven."
Mary answers, "He's in my heart."
Little Johnny waves his hand furiously and blurts out, "He's in our bathroom!"
The surprised teacher asks Little Johnny how he knows this.
"Well," Little Johnny says, "every morning, my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells 'Jesus Christ!!! are you still in there?!'"
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