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Pastor Akpors was caught by his church members in a bar drinking a bottle of chilled Star Beer.

Member: Haabaa! Pastor Akpors, you should be drinking malt, Fanta or coke, not Star, that is a beer. You’re not doing what you preach.

Pastor Akpors: Shatttap jooo. Where was Malt, Fanta and Coke when STAR led the three wise men to Jesus?

Pastor’s Crazy Prayer

Akpos’ pastor added him on facebook and he innocently accepted.

Two minutes later his message came in:

Pastor: How are you?

Akpos: I’m fine, my daddy.

Pastor: May the building of heavenly favour collapse on your head

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the thunder of Blessing strike you and your family.

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God slash you with the axe of life

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May God stab you with the knife of riches

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May you be sentenced to life imprisonment in the eternal jail of success

Akpos: (no reply)

Pastor: May the World Trade Centre of happiness collapse on you and your family

Akpos (no reply)

Pastor: Are you there?

Akpos: Yes, my daddy

Pastor: You should be saying amen to claim the Blessings.

Akpos: Ok, May the over-speeding trailer of blessings jam and crush you and your family like a moving train. May the earthquake of happiness swallow you and your family members. May the sea of miracles drown you and your family members in Jesus’ name.

Pastor: Thunder fire you!
Source: funyakposjokes.com

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