A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him: How did you get your ears so badly burnt?
PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat bwoy caal mi upon mi cell phone,and insteada me ansa the phone, me pick up de iron and ansa it.
DOCTOR: OK. That explains one ear. But how do you explain the other ear?
PATIENT: The bumbastic eediat calla me back.
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