A Jamaican Rastaman

A Jamaican Rastaman went to the hospital for treatment on his badly burnt ears and the doctor asked him: How did you get your ears so badly burnt? PATIENT: I & I a iron mi shirt and one eddiat bwoy caal mi upon mi cell phone,and insteada me ansa the phone, me pick up de iron and ansa it. DOCTOR: OK. That explains one ear. But how do you explain the other ear? PATIENT: The bumbastic eediat calla me back.