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Ikemefuna is a house boy who drinks the wine of his Boss with impunity then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to buy pasties (a French wine that changes color if u add water just like dettol). Unknowing, Ikemefuna, drank from d wine & topped it up with water as usual. � Sadly for him, immediately he added water d pasties became milky & when d Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed ikemefuna. Ikemefuna knew he was in trouble & decided to stay put in d kitchen when his boss came home. The Boss told his wife about what he observed. �Ikemefuna!�, he called from the sitting room. He answered: �Yes, Boss�. �Who drank my pasties?�. Ikemefuna :No answer. The Boss asked again: still no answer. Then d Boss went to the kitchen 2meet him there: �Are u insane or what? Why when I call u say �yes boss� but when I ask you a question u don�t answer me? � Ikemefuna retorted, �hmmm oga when u are in d kitchen u don�t understand anything at all, except ur name� �Is that so?� asked the boss, �Okay, go to the bar stand beside Madam, while I�ll go into d kitchen & then ask me a question� Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in d kitchen he shouts: �Boss�. �Yes, ikem� his Boss answers. Ikemefuna then asks, �Who goes into the maid�s bedroom when Madam is not at home?� No answer. D boi shouted again: �Boss, I say who dey sneak to d maids room when madam no dey house?� No answer. The Boss runs back from the kitchen shouting �Wonders will never cease! Ikemefuna, It is true, when one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one�s name.� D wife interrupted, �that�s not true. It�s a lie without argument.� Ikemefuna asked if she�ll enter d magic kitchen 2be tested. She agreed. Ikemefuna asks madam, �Who�s junior�s biological father? Me or d Boss?� Madam: Mad rushed out of the kitchen. �This kitchen needs to be fumigated I can�t understand anything.