Prayer point
In a singles convention a prayer point was raised that singles should pray for their heart desires.
A lady prayed,"oh lord I don't want to marry a short man. Any short man that is coming my way - I bound him by holy ghost fire!
There is this short man standing next to her, praying: oh lord I'm a short man but I'm a billionaire.
When she heard the word ' billionaire', her prayer changed to - "oh lord is that your voice? Who am I to say no? I will marry the ' content' and ignore the 'container'.
*******************
A Nigerian lady at the bar:-
An Ngerian lady sat together with two white guys at Golden Tulip bar in Lagos waiting to be served.
The barman came over to take their orders:
The British guy said �Johnny Walker, single�.
The American guy said �Jack Daniels, single�.
The barman finally turned to the Nigerian lady and asked....and you madam?
She replied �Ngozi Okafor, married"