Joke: Class Lets Do Some Comparisons

Ok class, lets show the principal and our quest how much we have learnt so far this year. Lets do some comparisions��So I say small, you say small, smaller, smallest.. [students nod] Teacher:big Class:big, bigger ,biggest Teacher:clean Class:clean, cleaner, cleanest.. Teacher:tall� Class:tall, taller, tallest Teacher:Teacher [smiles]:very good Class:very good, very gooder, very goodest Teacher:oh gosh. Class:oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest Teacher:stop it now Class:stop it now, stop it nower, stop it nowest� Teacher:oh please� Class:oh please, oh pleaser, oh pleasest� Teacher;look at me�!! Class:look at me, lok at me-er, look at me-est Teacher:what a disgrace. Class:what a disgrace, what a disgracer,what a disgracest Teacher[furious]:i don die���� Class:i don die,.. i don dier, i don diest