Gabby Turns Election Pollster

Gabby Otchere Darko, the nephew of the New patriotic Party (NPP) flagbearer and the Danquah Institute (DI) driver whom out of embarrassment after subjecting a shy-looking Minister of State into an insulting spree told the Ghanaian public that he was no longer going to participate in politics, only lied flatly. As the elections are around the corner and severe defeat staring at his party once again, he has bounced back with his diabolical activities to play down the ruling NDC party and to project his tainted flagbearer of the NPP. Believe it or not, the DI Boss is now an election Pollster. Remember barely a year back, Ghana�s renowned pollster, Ben Ephson Jnr., confessed to wikileaks that the evil-minded Nephew of Akufo-Addo had attempted to bribe him with money to cook up polls to favour the NPP lost presidential candidate in the 2008 general elections. Our intelligence have now pick up laughable reports from credible sources around the man called Gabby Otchere Darko, that he has finally turn himself to an election pollster with other seven (7) NPP communication team members to do the job Ben Ephson turndown in 2008 to protect his hard earned reputation. Among of his members, according to the report, who are doing all it takes to promote their flagbearer who is reported to have incurred the wrath of former president Kufuor, Alan Kwadwo Kyeremanten, his former contender and other top NPP gurus include Nana Akomea, Sammy Awuku, John Abu Jinapor, Anthony Karbo, the low thinking propagandists of the NPP. �It is one of the key goals set aside by Gabby and his cohorts to cause confusion in the minds of the Ghanaian electorate that Akufo-Addo, despite the allegations of drugs consumer and other shameful things that are over the years being albatross around the neck of the flagbearer; he still has the chance of securing more votes and becoming the President of Ghana. �In a personal chat with Gabby, he said he is bent on doing anything to project his Uncle to break through the oars of the numerous accusations against the persona of the NPP flagbearer and his unappealing nature to taste political power before he retires his politics of desperado. He also lamented the manner in which Ben Ephson disgraced him when he attempted to bribe him during the 2008 presidential elections to turn the polls in favour of Akufo-Addo�, the Nephew to NPP flagbearer close associate told the Crystal Clear Lens exclusively. On last Friday, 21 June 23, 2012 Gabby and his team decided to test the public with their cooked up polls and tagged it Ben Ephson�s name which had President John Evans Atta Mills trailing flagbearer of the New Patriotic Party (NPP), Nana Akufo-Addo, by more than 5% of respondents sampled. His New Statesman newspaper which is being sponsored by his Uncle published a palpable falsehood that the ruling party, NDC commissioned Mr. Ephson to conduct an �independent� opinion poll in April on the chances of President Mills ahead of the 2012 election which have met a public outcry. According to the publication, Ben Ephson�s poll, killed the morale of the top functionaries of the NDC as the results made for grim reading. The newspaper claimed results of Ben Ephson�s poll indicated that Nana Addo obtained 50.05%., whiles President Mills received 44.40%. "The regional breakdown of Ben Ephson�s polls is as follows: Ashanti-79.8% for Nana Akufo-Addo, 19.1% for Mills; Brong Ahafo - 55 .7% for Nana, 40.4% for Mills; Central Region � Nana Addo, 59.8, with 39.4 for Mills; Eastern - 68.9% for Nana Addo, 31.4% for Mills; Greater Accra -48.2% for Nana Addo, 46.9% for Mills; Northern - 51.3% for Nana Addo, 44.5% for Mills; Upper East - 39.8% for Nana Addo, 60.1% for Mills; Upper West - 40.4% for Nana Addo, 52.1% for Mills; Volta - 18.9% for Nana Addo, 74.9% for Mills; Western - 52.8% for Nana Addo, 41.5% for Mills," the newspaper reported. But Mr. Ephson, who is also the Editor-in-Chief of the Daily Dispatch Newspaper, in a sharp reaction to the fallacy to protect his integrity told the NPP and brainmasters of the fake polls that the act was disgraceful and they were only tickling themselves to laugh off the severe defeat staring at their face ahead of the December elections. According to him, he always makes public the findings of every survey he conducts, and thus described the report as baseless and unmeritorious. He urged the NPP to continue tickling themselves as they did prior to the 2008 general elections. "It is never true that I�ve conducted any such polls...They (NPP) should go ahead and lie to themselves...These are some of the things they did to Akufo-Addo in 2008 making him believe the election was a done deal...in the long run...the party was defeated...listen, if your mum is dead and you lie about it that she is fast asleep, after three days the stench from the decomposed body will show that you lied," Ben Ephson proverbially said.