Joke: Abu Explains The Accident...

Abu, a driver who survived an accident was remanded in police custody to assist in police investigation... Abu interrogated:- Policeman: ...So Massa, how did you end up running into all those people. Abu: I was driving @80km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the other side, a wedding was taking place. I hit the brakes but they failed, so I had to make a choice; either hit the two men or run into the wedding party. Policeman: Hit the two men of course! Abu: exactly, We think alike ooo! but after hitting one, the other man escaped into the wedding party, so I went after him.