Mr 419: Hello, how are you?
Akpos: Fine! Pls, who am i speaking with?.
Mr 419: Ha, don't u remember me, who do u know in London dat culd becalling?.
Akpos: (Sensing a scam he threw in a trap) Ejiro! Is dat u?
Mr 419: Of course, of course, this is Ejiro, i am Ejiro, how come u didn't recognise my voice?.
Akpos: Ejiro! Chei, you are a bad boy o. Your Father died, you didn't even show up or send a letter. O boy, ur children go pay you back. You no hear of him death, he was so bitter and full of curses for u.
Mr 419: I didn't hear o!. I would have come.
Akpos: Did u hear your Mother had leprosy?. U didn't hear about dat too abi?.
Mr 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, i didn't hear.
Akpos: Na wa o! Your wife foolish too?. I neva hear from her since d two of una marry without our blessings!. If Husband no wise, wife no go wise?.
Mr 419: She is fine! I'm sure she'll get across to u. I have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Erheeer! Ejiro, you offend me. I send u money make you buy me Hummer Jeep, u disappear. When am i having my money back?. U want make i curse you like ur Father. I go pronounce wicked curses on you o.
Mr 419: Dis issue dat i want to say is very important.
Akpos: Shut up!. When u go send money come home?. We sent u to school, clothed you & sent u abroad. U don become 419?. Wey won steal from me, ur own friend?. Oboy, ur Father was right to curse you, you can't escape it if u continue like this.
Mr 419: Don't worry, i will repay you ur money. For now, i have an issue to discuss with u.
Akpos: Hahahahaha, look here Mr 419, i no know any Ejiro or anybody 4 London, i jus wan teach u lesson.
Mr 419: Whaaaaat! and you have been insulting and wasting ma credit since morning. God go judge u.
CHEMISTRY CLASS
It was a chemistry class and the teacher asked the students to name the types of gases they knew.
MD LAW:-oxygen gas
MAITAMA:-nitrogen gas
SANUSI:-hydrogen gas
MR CONFIRM:-tear gas
TEACHER - Mr. CONFIRM you have just one more chance to answer the question correctly, else you will be punished
MR CONFIRM thinks hard and says: fabreGAS
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