A passenger touched the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him to stop.
The driver screamed, lost control, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath & smashed against a wall.
Then the driver said: Don't you ever do that again, you scared me!
The passenger asked: How did a little touch scare u so much?
Driver replied, Its my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a van carrying Dead Bodies for the last 25 years.
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