A couple had never fought in 25 years ..
A friend asked the husband - "
How do you manage? "
Husband replied - It all started when we went on a honeymoon to south africa for horse-riding... � During the horse ride, the horse my wife was riding jumped and she fell, she got up, patted it and said "This is your 1st time !"
After a while, it happened again, She got up & said "This is your 2nd time". When it happened the 3rd time she took out a gun and shot it.
I shouted at her "Oh MY GOD! YOU PSYCHO!!!You killed the horse" ..she gave me a grave look & said - "This is your 1st time"
Ever since then we've been very happy !
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