Where Was Malt, Fanta & Coke?

Pastor Akpors was caught by his church members in a bar drinking a bottle of chilled Star Beer. Member: Haabaa! Pastor Akpors, you should be drinking malt, Fanta or coke, not Star, that is a beer. You�re not doing what you preach. Pastor Akpors: Shatttap jooo. Where was Malt, Fanta and Coke when STAR led the three wise men to Jesus?