Musa & Wife...

Musa was having an argument with his wife. Musa's wife called Musa a fool. Musa got angry and said "I cannot be called a fool by a woman, not even my wife. She must therefore leave my house" Neighbours intervened and the matter was resolved. But Musa's wife still nursed anger. Later that night, it rained heavily. It was so cold that Musa wanted to perform his manly duty. Sneaking his hands to touch his wife's laps in the dark, the wife shouted "Who is that fool?" Musa replied: It's me.