A trotro mate in Lagos asked one of his passengers: bring your money.
Passenger replied: I be staff.
Mate ask: na which kind staff you be? you be police? No!
U be soldier? No!
u be Navy? No!
u be Air Force? No!
so watin you be now! Abeg pay your money!
The passenger replied: I be Boko Haram!
All the passengers shouted: WHAAT!!! Mate you dey mad??? Oga Boko sorry sir, abeg no vex, we go pay for you sir. Then everybody screamed: �Driver NEXT JUNCTION.
Driver said: E be like me sef here I go drop too!!
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