I'd Would Rather Be Related to Hitler...

Having fathered 40 children by 20 different women, Mike Holpin has enjoyed his fair share of intimacy. 

But seemingly unsatisfied with his gaggle of offspring, scorned former lovers and being engaged for the fourth time, the 56-year-old is showing no signs of settling down soon. 

For despite being set to marry, the alcoholic benefits claimant still has a live profile on the site where he met his bride-to-be.