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There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death. He arrived at the pearly gates and St. Peter said �Oh, I am sorry, my son. But you have been sentenced to hell.� The worker agreed � not like he could do anything else� and he was on his way. When he arrived, the devil looked at him and said, �Ah! a new slave. We shall burn you and throw you in the fiery pits.� Then the worker replied, �That wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first and you could throw me in the pit afterward.� So he fixed the well. Satan, intrigued, asked, �What else can you build?� So the construction worker went about his job and made many improvements; In fact, by the time he was done, hell was a paradise. It had air conditioning, pools, balconies, you name it. Within a few days, God phone Satan and said, �I think there has been a mix-up. That worker was originally supposed to come to heaven.� Satan replied, �No way � he�s built all sorts of useful stuff for us. We�re keeping him.� God then said, �Oh, yeah? Well, I�ll see you in court. We�re going to sue you for this man�s soul and damages.� Satan just laughed: �And where are you going to find a lawyer?� Ladies, Read only the first Part � Men, the Rest A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, �if you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.� The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, �Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish fro, you husband will get times ten!� The woman said, �That�s okay.� For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, �You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis to whom women will flock.� The woman replied, �That�s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.� So, KAZAM-she�s the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, �That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.� The woman said, �That�s okay, because what�s mine is his and what�s his is mine.� So, KAZAM-she�s the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about third wish, and she answered, �I�d like a mild heart attack.� Moral of the story: women are clever. Don�t mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. Male readers, continue reading� The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife Moral of the story: women think they�re so smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen What�d you think?