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**By Akadu Ntiriwa Mensema Ph. D.; Post-Grad. Dipl. � Her [Konadu Agyeman Rawlings�] office, according to her, since the assumption of power by the Mills-led administration, has been flooded with a blizzard of complaints from party members, and it is her wish to use the first vice chairmanship platform to help address some of those grievances. Konadu Rawlings� (Ghanaweb Nov 12, 2009). PART 1: POWER LURKING IN THEIR RAGS TO RICHES SAGA Power is sweet in their deceitful sugary-decaying mouths In their vindictive decaying minds and predatory hands Power in the teeth of their rags to riches story is mesmerizing Power is sweet for JEZEBEL Konadu & RE-DELUSIONAL JJ Konadu has soon forgotten about the heyday of JJ�s yoke gari She has forgotten that JJ had to steal Ghana Air Force seats For their furniture-less Air-force-barracks two-room home Yes, she has forgotten about their furniture-less living room Indebted yoke-gari hungry JJ now has a distended pot-belly Bellyful of cacophonic hypocrisy and delusional importance Both are not grateful to coward Ghanaians mostly elitist men Who hero-worship them for �tribal� and thievery reasons PART 2: NOVEL RICHES AND RESTLESSNESS OF POWER Konadu has not forgotten that she is the queen of power Enthroned in three state-owned bungalows in Royal Ridge They live in fabulous wealth and unfathomable riches Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their imported water Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their imported foods Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their state cars Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their fuel aka petrol Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their housing needs Poor Ghanaian taxpayers pay for their expensive booze Ghanaian taxpayers pay for JJ�s mind-altering NTAMPE And anonymous friends bought a Jacuzzi for Konadu To heal her self-induced politically-groomed backache Anonymous friends paid for their kids� re/education Anonymous friends gave them four bullet-proof SUVs Anonymous friends built a palace for them in Adjirigano Anonymous friends bought overseas mansions for them Anonymous friends pay for their globe-trotting antics Stolen power and Ghanaian cowardice have been kind To Konadu and JJ who think they alone can rule Ghana PART 3: KONADU YOU HAVE FOOLED US ENOUGH Konadu and JJ have fooled and stolen from Ghanaians And yet still tell us about their Social DEMOCRAZY The poor masses have been their referent point all along But they do not live like the impoverished lot of masses Konadu�s penchant for the best ntama pa is well-known The size of her big headgear can cover the whole Ghana Now she is talking about their Social DEMOCRAZY Yes, she has forgotten the bloody Castle bottle-haircuts She has forgotten about women caned in the genitalia She has forgotten that the keys to the Fiat Campagnola The keys used by her husband hired kinsmen assassins To murder the Judges including a lactating woman Were picked from her secured, luxuriant dining table By kinsmen murderers happily recruited by her husband She has forgotten all the murdered Kyeremeh Djans Their Social DEMOCRAZY only buys Nsawam Cannery Their Social DEMOCRAZY would be unaccountable For all the loans contracted by the Jezebled 31st December PART 4: KONADU, ALLOW MILLS TO SEIZE TOILETS Konadu tell us what you want in spite of your stolen wealth Tell us what you want from impoverished Ghanaian masses Tell us what you want from your anonymous kind friends Your husband stole twenty years of our watershed history To brutalize us like trokosi dependants of Anloga shrines So leave Mills alone to enslave us until the chosen 2012 We can live with Mills� seizing of toilets, cars, cars, diapers At least Mills has not killed any judge or a Yeye Boy Mills has not imposed a national curfew on when to sleep Mills has not collected 50-Cedi notes or seized any assets Mills has not used human excreta bombs to silence us Yes, Mills has seized cars, cars, cars - his best policy Mills has seized public toilets, toilets - his major policy Mills has asked Ayariga to steal five additional tractors Yes, Mills has abandoned Fante dokono, ampesi, fufu In favor of full-time co-op akpele dinners in the Castle With tuwe safi as deserts atop KONOM-TEA tea Yes, Mills is asking whether he is the chosen President PART 5: YOUR RE-DELUSION IS LONG DEAD Konadu you and your predator husband should shut up Should leave Mills alone to seize toilets, cars, diapers Your husband ruled for 20 brutal predatory years He hounded his real and imagined critics out of Ghana He killed and imprisoned some of his critics in the dark Snail-like Mills has not murdered his critics in daylight Mills won�t make way for Satan�s second coming Mills is making signal contributions by seizing toilets 2012 will signify how Mills politicized excrement 2012 will show how the NDC politicized toilets Then Ghanaians will ask you, Konadu, to sniff it all **Akadu N. Mensema is a nationalist Denkyira beauty. She is a trained oral historian cum sociologist and a Professor in the USA: she lives in Pennsylvania with her great mentor and teaches Africa-area studies at a college in Maryland. She writes what critics have called �populist hyperbolic, satirical� poetry. She can be reached at [email protected] ghanaweb