Joe wanted to buy a motorbike. He didn�t have much luck until, one day he came across a Harley with a �For Sale� sign on it. The bike seemed even better than a new one, although it was 10 years old. It was shiny and in absolute mint condition.
He immediately bought it, and asked the seller how he kept it in such great condition for 10 years. �Well, it�s quite simple, really,� said the seller, �Whenever the bike is outside and it�s going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain.� And he handed Joe a jar of Vaseline.
That night, his girlfriend, Sandra, invited him over to meet her parents. Naturally, they took the bike there Just before they entered the house, Sandra stopped him and said, �I have to tell you something about my Family before we go in�When we eat dinner, we don�t talk. In fact, the first person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes.� �No problem,� he said. And in they went.
Joe was shocked�!!! Right in the middle of the living room was a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the kitchen was another huge stack of dishes. Piled up on the stairs, in the bathroom, everywhere he looked, dirty dishes.
They sat down to dinner and, sure enough, no one said a word. As dinner progressed, Joe decided to take advantage of the situation. So he leaned over and kissed Sandra. No one said a word. He reached over and fondled her breasts. Still, nobody said word. So he stood up, grabbed her, ripped her clothes off, threw her on the table, and had his way with her right there, in front of her parents.
Sandra was a little flustered, her dad was obviously livid, and her mom, horrified when he sat back down, but no one said a word. Joe looked at her mom. �She�s got a great body�, he thought. So he grabbed the mom, bent her over the dinner table, and had his way and her dad was boiling, but still, total silence.
All of a sudden, there was a loud clap of thunder, and it started to rain. Joe remembered his bike, so he stood up and pulled the jar of Vaseline from his pocket.
Suddenly, the father backed away from the table and shouted, �All right, all right, that�s enough, I�ll do the dishes!!!!!!
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